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� im using an AOL trial account for internet access. im still waiting for those dicktowels at bellsouth abuse to turn my dsl back on. but, i figured id create a profile for shits and giggles. amazingly, some people have im'd me about it. basically what it says is that my name is old farmer mcgee, im a rancher, and my personal quote is 'the south will rise again' here is a conversation with a guy who apparently thinks i really am a farmer. him:� "the south will rise again"� And when it do, we will stand together!! him:� Hi Farmer McGee: where south are you?� By the border? Auto response from me: me is online but may be away from AOL right now.� me:� hey you there? me:� i live in the good ol farmin grounds of south georgia, grow me some onions him:� Yep.� You? him:� Good to hear from you man!!� Where in GA are you? me:� vidalia me:� got the best damn onions down here him:� How far from Atlanta? me:� good 4 to 5 hours i reckon him:� Got two kids.� How many do you have? him:� BRB me:� well, me and ma 's been married for about 40 years, she be spittin out youngins all the time, i thinks we got about 9 or 10, we had a couple more but lost em to farmin accidents him:� Sounds like you have a good family.� How old are you man?� Am 55. me:� 62, been farmin all my life me:� my pappy was a farmer, and so was his pappy him:� That's good.� Your sons work with you? me:� yep, a few are grown and gone, but there are a few youngins who help me in the field me:� im a small farmer, so i cant afford all that new fangled equipment, but i make do with my john deere me:� its a tough life, but i enjoy it him:� Very good.� Good to hear that me:� what about you, what kind of work do you do for a livin ? him:� Work in an office. me:� you should live the life of a farmer, get to work out in the fresh air everyday him:� That's nice ah?� Fill your lungs... Get you up, in more ways than one. him:� No.� Am OK.� Is there a prob? me:� no, no problem.� so you first IMed me sayin the south will rise again....are you like me and refer to my great great great pappy's war as the war of Northern aggression...i cant stand yankees him:� Good for you.� Am from PA.� Moved here after a bad divorce. me:� well, im way up past my bed time, im just having too much fun on american online, ive got to be up at 4 am, give them hell in PA! him:� Have a good nite man!! |